One thing I learned over the last few days... Never masturbate after making roasted jalapeno peppers.
A few nights ago I decided to make some roasted peppers. I was careful when I made them and made sure that I washed my hands after to get the oil off.
Although for some reason I still had some on my hands, even after I washed them off. I was aware of it right when I went to bed, having just touched my eye and felt the heat from the pepper. So I washed again.
The next morning I was feeling that I needed a little release. It has been a little while since I had sex with my wife, what with all the sickness we have had going around the place. It was also a few days since I gave myself the release that I needed.
With my wife already off to work and the place quiet and dark I started to masturbate.
Within a few minutes I had my orgasm and proceeded to get up and go to wash in the bathroom.
Well as soon I as I started to clean myself up I felt the pain.
It was not just the simple pain from touching my penis but since I touched the head, the oil and pre-come mixed and the pain was now inside.
I quickly turned on the shower and jumped in only to be met with the most intense pain on the tip of my penis, so much that it made me jump back and almost scream out loud.
Grabbing the bottle of soap I thought I could just wash it away but even trying to touch the head was unbearable.
I knew mixing it with water would just spread the pain around but I was not really sure what I could do, and I thought that the more water I poured on it the faster it would feel better.
For almost ten minutes in the shower it burned, and finally when it started to go away I was able to wash myself again.
The pain continued even after I toweled off but eventually it felt better. It was not until I peed again around 10 am that the pain was finally gone.
To say that was the most intense masturbation session I ever had was definitely and understatement.