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A funny conversation

Her: Why is the camera in the bathroom?
Me: Because I was taking the before pictures for before and after weights for my training.

What should have been said...

Her: Why is the camera in the bathroom?
Me: Because I was taking pictures of my penis to share online...

Comments

  1. vixen kittenSeptember 11, 2010 at 10:20 PM

    *giggle*

    Oh. My.

    Sharing. Sharing is good!

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  2. UnknownSeptember 11, 2010 at 10:41 PM

    lmfao!

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  3. nitebyrdSeptember 12, 2010 at 7:13 AM

    LOL! But I am looking forward to the pictures!

    Yeah, my name is nitebyrd and I'm a perv! ;)

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  4. BerylSeptember 12, 2010 at 10:06 AM

    You crack me up!

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  5. MinorityReportSeptember 12, 2010 at 5:06 PM

    lol. Sometimes I'm tempted to just say things like that to people because I think they'd say "pffftt....yeah right." ;) Quick thinking on your part.

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  6. KittyCatSeptember 13, 2010 at 10:38 AM

    Damn ! Did I miss the photos?

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  7. JackBaderSeptember 13, 2010 at 10:54 AM

    @soccermom: Nope no photos on here of that, not yet at least.. maybe some day perhaps, not that they were not taken at least :)

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 14, 2010 at 6:23 PM

    Funny indeed!! Having some pre-made excuses for odd behaviours is always a good idea :)

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